please.

this is considered an apology for some people out there as i drew flak due to my “childish” actions.

i’m writing this not to gain any sympathy points from anyone. neither am i here to agitate anyone, but i want you (the reader), to understand this.

people are born with different perception of the way they view life. these factors may contribute from your social status, your family background, culture, your dreams and whatnot.

some people perceive a beautiful woman to be a woman who has well-endowed figure, double eyelids, and full lips. while some other people think the other way round (like me).

me?

just an example, i have a different point of view when it comes to the perception of women, and this is thanks to my mother (amen). she is a superwoman. beautiful, intelligent, and hard-working. every month, she gives a sum of money to her family in usa, raises this spoilt brat here, has to handle matter between my father that you do not wish to know.

wait a minute, isn’t she a women? i thought women are supposed to be reserved, housewives, dependent on their husband? well, lets set things straight. my mum isn’t that kind. she’s a kick-ass mum and sets as a perfect example that people do not need to adhere to social standards.

i may not be as wise as albert einstein, or confucius to begin with. but i want to impart this knowledge that was instilled with me since childbirth and through the maturity, and i think it’s darn true.

“there are 4 billion people in the world, each with a different story to say.”

4 billion people, with more than 4 billion people to prove. all of us have reasons for what we have become.

i was seen as naive and not manly at times, but that do not mean that i’m not a man. because there are millions of ways to be a man. don’t be a stuck-up and believe base on our beliefs.

people are born with flaws. looking at the faces of you, you have flaws too. but do i judge you based on this flaws?

NO. because you have your reasons to be this way.

i dont come up with baseless conclusions such as,

“you must be an asshole because you smoke.”

there must be a reason why you smoke, right?

i plead you, regardless of who you are,  wisen up, rectify, and explore your outer boundaries of “your social and moral standards.

there are reasons why gays end up being gays.. there are reasons why people act like clowns.

billions and billions of reasons

don’t turn a blind eye and be tainted by your expectations. why? those expectations of yours hurt the victims to a considerable degree. and i was one of the them.

as of now, i will adhere to what my social circle of friends consider socially correct.

and i can do is to pray to the almighty lord, and to spend some quality time with my loved ones.

ugh.

i have been mistaken for a girl so much, here’s another one.

day at cold storage @king albert park

me: “hi uncle, can i have the hawaiian pizza?”

uncle: “sure, wait ah,” *packs the pizza nicely

uncle: “okay, thank you, have a nice day m’dm”

#%$#%#%#@$@#$#$@$@#@$@#@$@#$@#$@$@#$@

i swore my voice was SOOOOOOOOO DEEP THANKS TO CAMP.

guess that’s what most people sub-consciously think about.

a day as a tutor.

this happened when i was tutoring this primary one school kid today.

me: “okay please, do your work lei boy,”

kid: “korkor, you know my mummy wear this black thing that covers her two things (bra),”

me: “uh huh…, then?”

kid: “why ah?”

me: (i was really eager to tell him, but i realised, he was just a kid)”you will know when you grow up kid,”

KILLJOY.

ah, reminds me so much of my childhood.

if you’re a freshie, and you’re reading this, just want to say this.

i rove you and i miss you arots!

UP.

grumpy man and elle.

ah, those who watched UP would reminisce the wonders of the movie. a big thank you to yihui tan for sending me this image.

it’s too lovely to be described with words. grumpy man reminds me so much about my late grandpa too.

i grew up hoping to be like my grandpa, had a wonderful and supportive wife.

ah.. i wish for that too.

SMILING DOG.

OMG A DOG THAT SMILES! though netizens debate that the dog is suffering from nervousness. :D

OMEGLE- just better.

some omfg moments when i was using chatroulette for fun. i had to disable the webcam function so as to hide my laughter when i chanced upon the things that happened below.

epic

turn on for the ladies!

okay this guy has the epic dumbturd face. LOL.

he has that "please smack me in the face" face.

i think this guy was wanking off.

conclusion: this website contains sexual predators, beasts, paedophiles, whatever sexual names you can come up with. :D

tillthen!

dare.

okay so i will try this dare.

with this photo, i will garner 20 random pervv-y male strangers who will add me on facebook. :D

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